pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

omgfactsofficial:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour long heart transplant. These doctors are working on an artificial heart that doesn’t pump at all!

Heart failure is the leading cause of death in men and women in the United States. There are various devices which help the heart pump, but they are only temporary…

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

i-am-anarchy:

linkondrugs:

father why

everyoen on this fukcing drugs is on website 

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

anusking:

wedding cake ideas 

somethingodd:

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

(Source: axon-axoff)

Acquire and keep only that which is beautiful to you. Be in love with everything you own.

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

lemme-holla-at-you:

2minutesofhappiness-please:

monsahm:

I will reblog this every time it comes up on my dash

Amen

YES!!!

It’s even better ‘cause it’s Martha. ^_^

(Source: milkovichfeels)

shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

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(Source: safeguards)

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7)