according to popular show like pretty little liars
teen girls dress like this everyday
with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing
and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies
u know what teenage girls really look like?
and wear shit like this
why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much
I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago
it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times